Declan: "Can I take my pants off?"
Chris and I: "No, leave them on."
Declan, stepping out from behind the couch: [Pantsless.]
Chris: "Go put them back on."
Declan: [Pouts.]
Declan, several minutes later, still pouting: "You hurt my feelings, telling me to put my pants back on. None of my pants are cool."
Me: "What would make them cool?"
Declan: "If they could talk. Or if they were robot pants. Those are the only things that make pants cool."
Declan, quite nonchalant: "So, when are we going to have another baby?"
Declan, after seeing this commercial: "Mommy, our brownies aren't square, and that's a problem."
Declan's also been heard saying "Oh, SNAP!" when he wants something, and "Damn dogs" when they won't stop barking, both of which are hilarious coming from a 4-year-old.
2 comments:
abbie's been saying "oh snap!" appropriately, as well as "fo-shizzle" and "chillaxin'"
so, when are you having another baby??
he's right, you know. Robots and/or talking would make pants much cooler. get on that, huh? and the other baby thing, too.
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